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Part One

SMF Greg	Narrator That Came Out o' Nowhere: Golem is a scrawny twelve year old that wears a long scarf, loose t-shirt and blue jeans, and is short for his age--about as tall as someone who's 10. One day, Golem was walking home from school when he somehow stepped to another place. Golem: Wha?! ~notices he's not on a sidewalk any more~ Waita sec... Little people with mushrooms on their heads and no legs, a huge castle in the center o' it all... I'm in the Mushroom Kingdom!!! Can it be real? It must be... How do I get back home? NTCOoN: Meanwhile, some others wind up in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Fire Mario	One day, Fire Mario was walking down the street, when, suddenly, he saw a bush. Bushes were quite common in the California community where he lived, so he didn't give it a second thought and walked on. However, as we walked by the bush, a strange force pulled him in. He was transported to...
SMF Greg	Fire Mario: WAAAAAAAHHHH-OOF! Golem: What are you doing here? Fire M: You live here? Golem: Just arrived. Any ideas as to how we got here? Fire M: No... Who are you, anyway? Golem: I'm Golem. I partially own MB Gold. Fire M: Wow! I go there a lot! I own Ultamate Mario. Golem: Woah... I love that place! Is that a costume? 'Cuz you look just like Fire Mario. Fire M: Yeah, this isn't how I normally look. Now, let's see if we can find a mushroom retainer to help us...
Bowser102	Its holoween in NY.... Bowser102 is wearin' a Bowser costume. Bowser walks down the street like notthin would ever happen..... past... the SuperMarket... then he walks past... the museum..... then... he walks past the Sewe...!!!!! A Ninja Turtle Pulls B102 down!!!!! Into the sewer!!! The turtle says...."Mario Just Fixed the Pipes down here.... Great Plummer He is....." B102, who is dresed in Bowser..... Is startled at what he hears......He says to himself "Mario!! Ninja Turtle!! AHH!!!! I just saw Leonardo!!! this is freaky!! and he is now talkin about Mario!!! AHH!!!!" Then suddenly.... Bowser102 sees mushroom people and tall buildinga and little shops.... and.....he finnaly knows where he is......THE Mushroom Kingdom!!!! and then soon.... he meets up with Golem and Fire Mario... Bowser102: Golem!! I know you,But I havent been visitin MBGold and your board in a long while... but im Back! Golem?? what are you doin Here??? and You!! Fire Mario!! what are you doin here?? and What are we all doin Here?!? I ahh.... ahh.... err.... Lets ahh....OK. Lets not ahh..... panic or anythin.... lets just check it out or somrthin' and also try to find away out........"
SMF Greg	Golem: We've been trying to figure that out ourselves! FM: We were about to go ask a mushroom person. B102: Hopefully they won't be afraid of me. ^ ^ ~The gang walk up to a mushroom person and tap its sholder. It turns around.~ FM: Hello, I'm Fire Mario, and here are my friends Golem~motions his arm towards Golem~ and Bowser102~points to B102~(nothing like the one you know). Mushroom Person: O.O I've got to report this! More humans! Golem: Wha? B102: He must be telling Peach or the Chancellor. Remember, there aren't many humans around.
Fire Mario	~FM, SMF Greg and Bowser wait patiently for the mushroom to return~
RealGTX	Realgtx: WAAAHH! Oof... Greg: Not you, too! What hapened? Realgtx: I was eating some pasta and Mario pulled me in! Bowser: That's one of the craziest stories yet... FM: Hey, I think that the mushroom's coming back!
SMF Greg	MP(Mushroom Person): Okay, we're ready to... Oh, by my spores! Another one came? Come in the castle, I think it's okay... ~As everyone walks in led by mushroom guards, the place is stuffed with other guards in case Golem, Fire Mario, Bowser, and RealTGX are planning to hurt the Chancellor or something else.~ Chancellor ~surrounded by guards~: You all look to be about twenty, except for that little guy with the scarf, maybe 17. RealGTX: I'm fifteen, sir. Everyone here's in that general range of age. Chancellor: Well, well, this is a surprise. Humans in your world must be highly advanced vertically... Now what's your names?
BOWSER102	Bowser: You can call me Bowser102. Fire Mario: my name is Fire Mario but you can also call me FM. Golem: my name is Golem..... RealGTX: my name is RealGTX.....
Fire Mario	The Mushroom person enters, carrying a grenade. He pulls of his mask. Greg: *gasp* It's a goomba! Goomba: Okay, everyone, in the van *van pulls up* Not you Bowser. ~FM, Greg, and Realgtx climb into the van~
Realgtx	The van takes off with the three in it. Realgtx: Hmm... A laser cutting tool could be useful right about now... Greg: I wonder where we're going. The van stops. FM: Looks like we're about to find out...
SMF Greg	B102: Wha? Oh, they must've thought I was the real thing. I am in costume. Chancellor: Well, if they wanted something valuable, they missed me and my daughter. ^_^ B102: I've gotta find them... guys!!! ~runs out the door and chases the trail the van left~
BOWSER102	Bowser Looks around....... Bowser:Goomba!! Goomba: yess Boss?? Bowser: Get My KoopaKopter..... And Lets Catch Up to that Van!! On the Double! Now! Bowser hhmmm... this Is fun acting like the real Bowser.... I think I actully Like bein mean! ) Goomba: yes Boss! right away! the Goomba gets the real bowser's Koopakopter..... Goomba:hop in!! Bowser and goomba catch up to the bus and are right over it......
SMF Greg	B102(over walkie talkie[?]): Goomba, stop the van! (How do they drive it with no hands?) Goomba(over wt[?]): Yes, boss. ~B102 lands the Klown Kopter(I think that's its name...) and hops out. He dashes into the van and unties everyone.~ Goomba: O.O; Boss, didn't you want me to take them back to your keep? B102: Well, cancel that. I have a BETTER plan for roasting these three. Goomba: But Bowser, you said that you wanted to help them!
Nicolas 64	Akijun! *Nicolas 64 enters* >_
Fire Mario	*Nick falls from no where* Nick: Wha? Where I am I? Blinding headlights flood Nick's vision. NicK: Ahhh!!! *Nick is hit by the truck and taken to the hostpital* Meanwhile, Bowser took Greg, FM and Realgtx to to his castle, where they played much pinball. On one ordinary day, our heros are leaving EB when Greg spots Nick in the local hospital...
Supermario2000	B102: HA!!! That was a test. To see if you were still loyal. Golem: We're saved! GTX: I hope. Goomba: Good, I thought for a second you didn't want to throw them in the slammer with the other human. Golem: Other human?
BOWSER102	they spot Nick in the hospital......... Golem:hey Nick.... how are you? Nick: I dont feel so good..... It feels like I was just listining to Navi the fairy from Zelda for 24 straight hours!!! AGGHHH!!! I dont feel that good.... but the docter says im getin better....... B102:well, good....tell us when you get better FM: Yeah.... we will sen ya a whole bunch of Fairies to get ya better seeya!! realGTX comes in late..... RealGTX: sorry that Im late... Nick....I got in a fight with Goomba..... He said I had stinky socks.... Now that Is a Big Insult!! soooo..... how ya feelin? Nick: not so good....but doc says im gettin better...... Nick:now, you better catch... up to the guys....there about to leave..... hurry up..... Realgtx: ok...... seeya! Hope you feel better!!
SMF Greg	Golem: Uhhhh... what do we do now? SM2K: Try to find a way home. ~Just then, the real Bowser hops through the cieling into the hospital room.~ Bowser: You fools! Couldn't you tell that wasn't me? ~rips B102's costume in half~ Goomba: ~gasp!~ You just killed Bowser! Everyone Else: --0
Realgtx	Realgtx: What I wouldn't give for a Bullet Bill Cannon right now... A Bullet Bill Cannon drops into his hands... Realgtx: What the--? Realgtx begins to fire, but the bullets seem to have no effect. Golem: Run! Everyone starts to run...
Fire Mario	*Bowser Gives chase* Bowser: GET THEM! Goomba: No, you killed my master. Bowser: Fool. That was just Bowser102 in an elaborate disguise. Goomba: Then why does his sig say he is king of the Koopas? Bowser: Bah, I don't need you. So, Bowser continued to run as fast as he could, stoping only for some refreshing nutritional drinks. Bowser: Ahh, that tastes good...
Supermario2000	SM2K: Wait a sec! SM2K runs the other back towards the Bowser costume. SM2K: I don't belive it!!!!! Only the costume is there. Then where's Bowser 102? Bowser: MY TAIL!!!!!!! Everyone looks at Bowser, whose tail has been grabbed by Bowser102. Bowser102: Thought you killed me eh? Well too bad!!! Golem,FM,GTX,SM2K: YYEESS!! HE'S ALIVE!
SMF Greg	Golem: So what do we do now? Bowser: ~over hand radio~ Kids, come to the Mushroom hospital! ~Back in Bowser's Keep...~ Iggy: Hey! He actually needs us. Larry: Give that thing to me, I'm the leader here. ~grabs the hand radio out o' Iggy's hands~ Bowser: Larry, you're there, right? Larry: Right, Dad! Bowser: Now get the Koopa army down here right now! Larry: I'm on it! ~They hang up~ Bowser: Now, to... ~looks around~ Hey, they escaped!
Realgtx	*They run away from the castle* Realgtx: Hee hee! This place is great! A laser cutting tool just ropped into my hands! Maybe I should wish for a pair of cute blondes next! Greg: Don't get too cocky yet. We still need to get back home... FM: Wait a minute... Holy cow... *Over the ridge, they spy a huge group of well-armed Koopas awaiting further instructions. However, the Koopas don't see them.* Realgtx: You know what happened to my cockiness? I think it just disappeared... Greg: How do we get past them?
Nicolas 64	Nicolas 64: I'm now okay? COOL! *Leaves hospital* *Finds Bowser's hideout and finds his worst Nightmare, Luigiera and 3-C* Luigiera: OH CRAP, He's here! Bowser: Him? *Jumps* 3-C: Drat, Who's next? SUPERLAUNCH?!?!?!? Luigiera: I know! Evil-volve to... UUE: ULTRA ULTIMATE EVIL!

Part Two

Nintendo Fans    > MB Gold Main Forum       > SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join!
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Author Comment Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 107 (2/1/01 11:52:43 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: ............ FM: Goodness... how can we defeat an army that size? SMF Greg: I'm already two steps ahead of you. FM: Now your not, you are clearly behind me. See *points to SMF Greg* SMF Greg: Oh jeez *rollseyes* Any way, I've got a plan. ~~~meanwhile~~~~ UUE: I will now destroy you N64: And how do you plan to do that? UUE: You see Nick... I am your father!!!! N64: This just gets weirder *nick 64 rubs out of the door* *Finds himself smack dab in the middle of Bowser's army* N64: WTF? How did I get here!!?!!??! Koopa #22133499: You are in a battle against SMF Greg, the Bowser clone and Realgtx. And SuperMario200... and everyone else.... right. N64: Oh geez.. Edited by: SMF Greg  at: 2/2/01 2:06:35 pm SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 338 (2/2/01 3:11:00 pm) 208.242.126.244 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: ............ N64: Hey, I just realized I have the same initials as the Nintendo 64! Koopa #22578039: Keep it moving! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Golem: First, we need to get a koopa shell. We kick that one into a koopa, and viola! Soon there'll be an army o' knocked out koopas. Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 111 (2/2/01 7:40:23 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: ............ FM: Brilliant!!! But how do you plan to get one? SMF Greg: I can telapathically tell Nick to do stuff. ~~~~~ N64: Must...stomp.... Koopa... *stomps Koopa* N64: There, now I need to throw this as hard as I can to SMF Greg. *throws* ~~~~~ SMF Greg: I hope I can catch this..... Supermario2000  The God of Fire posts: 194 (2/2/01 7:57:14 pm) 64.41.23.144 Reply | Edit | Del  ....... The object comes toward the group..... SMF Greg: I got it! SMF Greg catches it. SM2K: Now what? SMF Greg: Simple, one of rides it like a shiny shell and plows them all down. FM: Simple enough, but who's gonna ride it. Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas posts: 60 (2/2/01 10:54:33 pm) 152.163.201.194 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: ....... UUE: I Might kill you all, but... I will just let them kill themselves... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 343 (2/3/01 2:24:08 pm) 208.242.126.253 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! ~Golem rides the shell right into Ultra Ultamate Evil, and then falls off as he bounces off UUE.~ Golem: Isn't that name kinda redundant? ~UUE flings his fist at Golem, who lands right among a large group o' concious koopas.~ Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas posts: 61 (2/4/01 12:49:40 pm) 205.188.196.49 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! UUE: You see, I AM A GIANT! Lord of Evil... Greg: But you can't catch me! *Runs like a chicken* *Meanwhile* Nicolas: 3-C, you can't beat me! 3-C: I can too! Nicolas: NOT! 3-C: TOO! Nicolas: NOT! 3-C: NOT! Nicolas: So, you can't beat me then... *With FM and Bowser* FM: D FIRE BALL! Bowser: OUCH! SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 355 (2/5/01 12:56:37 pm) 207.19.142.105 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! ~Golem runs into Fire Mario.~ Golem: Ow! Hey, what're you doing here? FM: What do you think? ~jumps out of the way of a flame sent by Bowser~ ~Then UUE stomps in...~ Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas posts: 69 (2/12/01 3:02:20 pm) 152.163.197.66 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! UUE: CHARGING MEGA KILL BLAST! *Charges* (Nick's NOTE: The charge will last for 5 posts as UUE charges the beam) Bowser: Fire Blast! Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 138 (3/16/01 12:30:29 am) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! Umm... the ending there didn't make much sense..... Greg...umm... shouldn't you have rode it into the army of Koopas? Then wouldn't peace have been restored to the Mushroom Kingdom.... and stuff? Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 150 (3/16/01 1:16:20 am) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! Bowser pulls out the Star Rod. "Bwahahaha!" Realgtx:"Hey! Oh yeah, well, Star Beam!" Bowser:"What? How did you get that?" Realgtx:"I played Paper Mario too much." Bowser:"Darn you Mario cult fans!" The beam shoots out and Bowser is no longer able to use the Star Rod. Realgtx makes a run for it. Greg:"Where the heck are you going?" Realgtx:"You'll see..." SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 510 (3/16/01 7:58:24 pm) 207.19.142.232 Reply | Edit | Del  Hmf! Greg: Hey! I liked that Shiney Shell! ~kicks a shell off of a nearby koopa and rides on it~ #Suuurfin' MK!# ~koopas barrel out of the way as he rides through the barage~ Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 152 (3/17/01 1:04:53 am) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  *Mario Kart Music* Realgtx comes back driving a Kart. He drives through an item box, that funky music plays and it stops on... The Thunderbolt! Bowser: Uh oh... With a flash of lightning, Bowser shrinks to a tiny size! SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 522 (3/17/01 3:03:19 pm) 208.242.127.154 Reply | Edit | Del  Good one, RealGTX! ~runs over Bowser, not seeing him as he is so small~ Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 140 (3/17/01 10:05:56 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: Good one, RealGTX! Bowser becomes as thin as paper and does that thing they do in MK64... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 528 (3/17/01 10:17:21 pm) 207.19.142.227 Reply | Edit | Del  Ummm... Frantic with fear, the koopa troopas stampede inside the castle and lock it tight, causing great pain to the Koopa King. Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 158 (3/18/01 2:03:27 pm) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  "Anyone for a little 'ride and go boom'?" Realgtx drives by a nearby Bob-Omb and throws it at the castle door. SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 536 (3/18/01 2:08:55 pm) 208.242.127.36 Reply | Edit | Del  Aha! RealGTX, check out the party in the Misc. Forum! ~~~~~~~~~~ Bowser: ~dusts himself off~ Hey, the door's open! ~dashes for the door~ ~Quickly, RealGTX, Fire Mario, Nick, Bowser102, and Golem block the doorway.~ Bowser: Hey! Well, I'll just have to flame you all... Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas posts: 86 (3/19/01 2:34:32 am) 64.12.103.49 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: Aha! UUE: What the heck happend to my charge? *Charges again* Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 160 (3/19/01 2:07:24 pm) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  Hmm... Well, they always say fight fire with fire, so... "My last FireFlower..." Realgtx plants it in the ground and waits for Bowser's fire to begin. SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 543 (3/19/01 7:20:05 pm) 207.19.142.56 Reply | Edit | Del  : ) ~Bowser's flame heavily outpowers the Fire Flower.~ RealGTX: I knew I shoulda turned into Fire RGTX... ???: Hey Bowsey! ~Bowser spins around in surprise to see Mario with Luigi standing on top of his castle. While distracted for that moment, the Fire Flower takes its last blow--it hits hard.~ Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 163 (3/19/01 7:46:13 pm) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  *Dramatic Music* RGTX: That's it Bowser, prepare to feel my ultimate wrath! Realgtx pulls out a Dried Shroom. Bowser: Bwahahaha! What are you going to do with probably the worst item in Paper Mario? RGTX: You'll see. Realgtx eats the mushroom and begins to grow. A red cap with an "R" on it appears on his head. Realgtx is now as big as Bowser's Castle. Bowser: H-how did you-? RGTX: Silly Bowser. Any mushroom can make me grow... Realgtx reaches out to grab Bowser. His fire has no effect on the Giant Plumber... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 547 (3/19/01 7:56:27 pm) 207.19.142.56 Reply | Edit | Del  ~cut dramatic music~ RealGTX: Hey!!! Mario: Eep! He's-a huge! Luigi: You can say-a that-a again! ~RealTGX takes Bowser by the tail and lifts Bowser up to his face.~ Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 145 (3/19/01 9:02:11 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  Re: ~cut dramatic music~ RealGTX: Hey!!! RGTX: Hehehe.... look, he's so small. ~RGTX swings bowser by the tail while Bowser flails miserably~ SMF: Hey, be sure not to step on us! FM: Yeah, watch where you're going! You almost flattened Bowser102! Edited by: SMF Greg  at: 3/20/01 5:42:30 pm SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 554 (3/20/01 6:44:07 pm) 208.242.126.57 Reply | Edit | Del  EEEEE!!! ~RealGTX flings a frantic Bowser far away.~ Mario: Hey, we're-a the heroes! How come HE-a got to toss-a Bowsey? Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber posts: 147 (3/20/01 7:32:02 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del  ...what? Wait........ Greg, why are you always editing my posts? SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 559 (3/20/01 7:51:22 pm) 208.242.126.57 Reply | Edit | Del  Ummm... I'm looking for grammar mistakes. Realgtx  The Giant Plumber posts: 165 (3/21/01 1:18:41 pm) 216.232.184.90 Reply | Edit | Del  Uh... Greg: Now, if we only had some kind of vehicle, we could chase Bowser... RGTX: No need for one. Jump into my hand! Mario, Luigi, you coming? Mario: Uh... I think we'll-a find some other-a way, thanks. RGTX: Suit yourself. And so our heroes go off to search for the Koopa King. Greg and FM, from their lofty perch, scan the horizon. SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor posts: 560 (3/21/01 7:19:45 pm) 207.19.142.186 Reply | Edit | Del  : ) They wave goodbye to Bowser102 and Nick, who stay behind to help out the Mushroom Kingdom, with bright faces of hope. They have no idea what nuerological nightmare Bowser's Magikoopas have gotten cooked up... Part Three Author Comment Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber Posts: 162 (4/26/01 11:06:22 am) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del Re: ... Hmm.. Magi Koopas.... hmm.... Mr Sgt Flutter  Little Mushroom Boy/Girl Posts: 2 (5/24/01 8:06:56 pm) 32.101.115.178 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! *just then a giant mechanical Sky Troopa zooms by and hits Realgtx, knocking back to Bowser102 and Nick, and makes him shrink* Realgtx: What was that?! *the M.S.Troopa (its name) flys down and open its mouth. Flutter walks out on the ground* Flutter: I'll give you two choices side with me or be destroyed. FM: Didn't you see that. We defeated Bowser. We can beat you. Flutter: Ok how about this. Side with me or face being destroyed by the Magikoopa. Golem: Flutter, don't you remember me? I post at the OG Board at VGF. Flutter: Oh Golem, I didn't see you there. Since Golem is with you I'll give you a discount. Come with me to my castle and hear about the great plan you will have if you side with me or you can stay here and die a terrible death caused by the Magikoopa. Realgtx: Ok everybody huddle. ~whisper~ You can stay here, but I'm going to his castle. ~whisper~ Golem: ~whisper~ Yeah, nothing is worse than death. ~whisper~ FM: ~whisper~ How would you know? ~whisper~ Bowser102: ~whisper~ How does he know the magikoopas are attacking, anyway? ~whisper~ Nick: ~whisper~ If wonder if he has food in his castle? ~whisper~ Realgtx: ~whisper~ Ok we can't say the magikoopas are a bluff, so we have no choice to go with him ~whisper~ We'll go with you... Nick: ...if you give us food. Flutter: Aw geez... I don't have any food with me, but if you come with me to my castle I'll get my chefs to make you some food. Nick: Deal. *they walk aboard the M.S.Troopa and fly back to the Flutter's Castle ontop of Tall, Tall, Moutain. They land at the feet of a standing Sky Troopa in solute* Edited by: SMF Greg  at: 5/25/01 6:47:05 am SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 794 (5/25/01 7:05:03 am) 207.19.142.22 Reply | Edit | Del SHYES! Flutter to the rescue! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flutter: At ease, Troopa #4, and open the door. I'm here to discuss battling strategies with my new, one old, aquaintances. ~gestures his hand to the five people on his left~ ~Troopa #4 pulls at the huge door of the castle.~ B102: Wow, that thing must be taller than Michael Jordan! ~Inside is a huge, but plain, castle. There's stairways on either end of the entrance room leading to a second story.~ Nick: I've never met a sargeant with a castle before. Mr Sgt Flutter  Little Mushroom Boy/Girl Posts: 4 (5/25/01 9:45:15 am) 64.49.41.33 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! Flutter: Their are alot of people you haven't met. *kicks a gong and two Paratroopas in aprons come out and Salute Flutter* At ease. Chef Skytroopa: What shall we cook for you sir. Flutter: I'm full but the guest want food, see to that. Apprentice Skytroopa: Now what would you like to eat. Nick: I'll have the house special. A ST: Anything to drink with that? Nick: Yeah the usual. A ST: Yessss, well ummmm... Anything else? Realgtx: No that'll be all. C ST: That will be $14.95 Flutter: *pulls out a twenty* Give me the change back later. And I counted it. C ST: Yes sir. It will e ready shortly. *they leave while the group follows Flutter up some stairs that leads to the head of the Sky Troopa* Flutter: Don't mind the skeletons they are just for show. Nintenfreak  Little Mushroom Boy/Girl Posts: 1 (5/25/01 10:32:24 am) 64.49.41.33 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! ------------- Flutter: This is my head Skytroopa, Nintenfreak Junior. Nick: He isn't a Skytroopa... Bowser102: ...or a Koopa Golem: Or a bad guy. NintF Jr.: Hey, I gotta do something. Flutter: Now Al, register these guys as part of the SkyTroop. NintF Jr: Are you sure? D. B. Cooper would be a better choice. Golem: Well you've got us. Adam West is prob'ly too busy to help y'all any way. NinF Jr.: And just for joining, you get a Present Booster of Pokémon Cards and a $5 dollar discount on Pork flavored ice cream at Danny's. Nick: Do you have any Goofy Balls™ in there? NintF Jr.: Nope, fresh out, but could I intrest anyone in a Mario skinned Rug? Bowser: Me- Sgt. Flutter: Listen, son, you are just registering them, not prepareing them for Y2K. Edited by: Nintenfreak  at: 5/25/01 11:10:31 am SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 797 (5/25/01 12:44:29 pm) 208.242.126.237 Reply | Edit | Del NintF Jr: ~writing~ "Golem: Sky Troopa #10 RealGTX: Sky Troopa #11 Bowser 102: Sky Troopa #12 Fire Mario: Sky Troopa #13 Nick: Sky Troopa #14" Now, what do you all need? RealGTX: Well, Bowser came into the Mushroom Kingdom again... FM: And then he took everyone in Mushroom Castle hostage. No doubt by now the whole Mushroom Kingdom is in jeopardy. Nick: "Please state your answer in the form of a question." NintF: So, do you have any items? RealGTX: Yeah! ~whips out the bag where he gets his items from~ Huh? ~looks inside and sees nothing, turns it upside down and shakes it rapidly, but just a slice of pizza falls out~ Errrrr... ~an animé sweatdrop glides down his face~ You never know when hunger will strike. Bowser 102: You never know what things'll do in the Mario world, either! ~picks up the pizza slice and... Nintenfreak  Level 10 Pokémon Posts: 7 (5/25/01 3:26:56 pm) 32.101.115.43 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! ------------- Everyone: Ew.... NintF: Got anymore pizza? Fire Mario: No. NintF: You're gonna need some equipment if you gonna ge a skytroopa. Wing Caps for all! Since y'all are not exactly Koopas, your all gonna need a Metal Cap. Then there's Rocket packs. Golem: Excellent. Bowser102: Alright! NintF: Your bill comes to Ą200000. Sgt. Flutter: I'll take care of this. NintF: Thank you, sir. Let's go to the training feilds! SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 804 (5/26/01 1:39:34 pm) 207.19.142.229 Reply | Edit | Del Hey! RealGTX: No, the pizza is supposed to have magical qualities! Golem: It was an honest mistake. Now c'mon, let's go. ~Sarge drives them to the training field in the MS(Microsoft?) Troopa using the verbal directions of Nintenfreak Jr. They arrive in two minutes due to the speed of the MST.~ ~When everyone arrives, they are donning green camoflaged shirts and pants as if they were in an Army Training Land of Mario Party 2.~ NintF Jr.: Task one! Using bob-ombs to your advantage. ~waves his right arm in front of him to introduce the squad of pink bob-ombs~ Nintenfreak  Level 10 Pokémon Posts: 9 (5/26/01 6:16:09 pm) 64.49.40.247 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! MSTroopa stands for Mecha Skytroopa. ------------ NintF: These are Bob-Omb Buddies. They are all ways kind enough to be Kamekazi Troops. They don't really like fighting, but... Okay, pick up the Bob-omb Buddy in front of you. Golem: Okay, now? NintF: Wind up the Bob-Omb Buddies these keys that Sky Troopa #2 is passing out. Fire Mario: Now what do we do? NintF: Let them blow the Target up. Narrator: All the Bob-omb Buddies then Blow up and... Telemarketer: We interrupt this Post to bring you this. Do you often catch yourself trying to think? It you answered Blah Blah, Cheese, Three, or Okay to any of these questions, then you need help. Narrator: As the Paper Koopa Targets were putting out themselves... Nick: Are they Supposed to do that. Sgt. Flutter: We had severe financial cutbacks. Bowser102: The magic pizza is tingleing... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 806 (5/27/01 7:03:14 am) 207.19.142.43 Reply | Edit | Del Meh? www.mbgold.tripod.com/smbf.html ~B102 then dissappears out of thin air.~ RealGTX: O.o; Golem: Wah! O.O Flutter: ???... ~catches something in the corner of his eye~ Oh, wait! ~spins around to see Bowser's clown copter and twenty magikoopas on brooms afar~ Bowser's probably got him! Bowser: Eh? Where'd that one kid go? Did you do anything? Magikoopas: ~in unison~ No, sir! Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas Posts: 97 (5/27/01 12:56:34 pm) 64.12.106.36 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! Nick: Hey, I just noticed that biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig tower over there. *Points* Greg: Eh? Bowser: Yes, that's mine, you dopes. Flutter: Erm... Nick: NUMBER ATTACK! #7869479087079065... 8496509670659853907694596734563498495296348236... Bowser: I can't take it no m0r3! \/\/|o@t? N0000000000! Greg: |\/|3$$3d |_|p t3xt? Nick: Th@t's what Number Attack does... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 813 (5/28/01 1:07:07 pm) 207.19.142.169 Reply | Edit | Del Eep! Nick: C'mon, now's our chance to get away! RealGTX: You know magic? Nick: A little... Flutter: Everyone in the MS! ~the crew boards the giant paratroopa-shaped ship~ Flutter: We've never had to attack with this before. B102: Then let's see what this baby can do! Realgtx  The Giant Plumber Posts: 278 (5/28/01 6:08:01 pm) 216.232.186.89 Reply | Edit | Del Hmm... RGTX: Hmm... *Starts to press random switches and dials* Golem: Stop! RGTX: Huh? Uh, OK... Nick: And whatever you do, don't press the green button! B102: What, this one? *Presses button* SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 831 (5/29/01 6:58:40 pm) 207.19.142.151 Reply | Edit | Del Hey... ~The ship starts to shake, and nothing seems to have happened.~ NintF Jr.: Where'd Bowser and the magikoopas go? Everyone: ...!!! Realgtx  The Giant Plumber Posts: 293 (5/30/01 11:03:27 pm) 216.232.186.89 Reply | Edit | Del Eep! *The cockpit door is wrenched open with great force. Standing there are Bowser and the Koopas.* Nick: Oh man, that green button activated the tractor beam! Bowser got beamed into the ship! B102: Uh... Sorry? RGTX: Quick, where are the ejector seats? NintF Jr.: Is it that yellow button? Hurry! Golem: Hope this works... *Presses a large yellow button labeled "Quick Escape"* Bowser: Hey, you- Edited by: Realgtx  at: 5/30/01 11:03:57 pm SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 849 (5/31/01 6:37:11 pm) 208.242.127.122 Reply | Edit | Del Hey! Golem dissolves as if he's being beamed aboard a Star Trek ship, but no one else does. All are silent for a few moments, then the other five rush to the yellow button and start pressing it rapidly. By the time they're all out, the button is broken, and Bowser and co. are clueless as to how the ship works. As for our heroes, where did they go? Mr Sgt Flutter  Level 10 Pokémon Posts: 7 (6/2/01 4:16:38 pm) 64.49.41.162 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! *at a very cloudy area...* Flutter: Where am I? Golem: A very cloudy area. B102: Besides that. Realgtx: Why is it so dark... FM: and damp... NintF: and cloudy? Flutter: This reminds me of the time I flew through a cloud. Everyone else: Cloud? *because of their weight the cloud couldn't hold them and they fell to the ground* Flutter: *flying above the hole in the cloud* I'll be right down. SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 858 (6/3/01 10:09:59 am) 208.242.126.215 Reply | Edit | Del Hey! Nick: That's the last time I trust those bonus areas in Super Mario Brothers. Flutter: TROOOOPS! ~blows on whistle and a loud "wheeeeeeeeeeeee" pierces the air~ Golem: ~timing this on his watch~ 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 8.51... ~an instant later, the troops pick up everyone, while two aren't needed~ Flutter: 0-- RealGTX: .52 seconds late? Flutter: ??? RealGTX: Just a hunch. ;) Flutter: Troops, fly high! B102: It seems that whistle has attracted unwanted guests... ~Dark Para-Troopas are flying to meet them~ Meanwhile... Luigi: Hey, where's Bowser? We've been searching for hours. Mario: ~spots a Super Mushroom~ We just need an eye in the sky! ~takes a bite and grows almost into the clouds~ There's Bowsey! ~runs up to the MS and grabs it~ He always did like his aircrafts designed after his soldiers. Nicolas 64  64 Times Nicolas Posts: 100 (6/4/01 6:09:16 pm) 205.188.192.159 Reply | Edit | Del Re: Hey! Nicolas: Gah. It must be... *Suddenly, A mushroom, a fireflower, a starman, a leaf, a metal cap, a wing cap, an invisible cap appear* SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 866 (6/5/01 1:49:55 pm) 208.242.126.153 Reply | Edit | Del Whay? Each troop had taken a "passenger", 1 taking RealGTX, 2 taking Bowser 102, 3 taking Nick, 4 with Golem, 5 with Fire Mario, and 6 with NintenFreak Jr. Troop #1: What's happening? Troop #3: Why are all these power-ups falling from the sky? Flutter: No time for talking! Evasive manuvers! A Metal Cap fell on a Dark Para Troopa and it tried its hardest, but it couldn't fly from its own weight. A Vanish Cap landed right on a DPT(Dark Para Troopa). The others were ready to attack, but nothing had happened to them. That invisible DPT couldn't be followed by any means, and everyone stayed still, ready to act. It kicked the back of Troop #5, loosening its grip on Fire Mario and sending him flying downward. Mr Sgt Flutter  Level 10 Pokémon Posts: 8 (6/6/01 9:38:22 am) 64.49.43.42 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! *the star hits Fire Mario and he lands alright* Flutter: What did you do that for? Troopa 5: It wasn't my fault. Flutter: You expect me to believe that you just happened to get hit my magic falling Faries. Troopa 5: Yes. Flutter: Well I'm no... *a leaf hits Flutter, and his wings disappear and he gets a raccon tail and racoon ears* Ahhh I can't fly! *grabs on to Troopa 5* Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber Posts: 164 (6/7/01 11:38:30 pm) 24.21.90.77 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! (SMF Greg: We've found out that Bowser102 didn't die, but instead just moved to New York ) *FM lands in a large Koopa-Shaped hole* Metal Para Troopa: Ow, that really hurt *FM realizes that he ended up inside the pit created by the paratroopa unfortunate enough to get hit with a metal cap* FM: Uh oh... HELLO! SMF Greg? Nick? Bowser 102? Anyone? Help? SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 869 (6/8/01 9:38:19 pm) 208.242.127.103 Reply | Edit | Del FM is back! All of the DPTs gain some sort of special power and gang up on the troop. They are hauled away to the MST where the DPTs notice Mario... ~Elsewhere...~ FM: Hello? ~echoes~ Metal DPT: Help... Mr Sgt Flutter  Level 10 Pokémon Posts: 9 (6/9/01 3:17:55 pm) 4.4.101.213 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! FM: Why should I help you? MDPT: Because that star will wear of soon and when it does and you haven't help I'll attack while the metal cap still last. FM: You do have a point. *star wears off* Uh-oh. *with the DPT...* RF (Racoon Flutter): You won't get away with this. *a mushroom starts coming toward Flutter* No! I don't want to change shapes again! *uses his tail to knock the mushroom away* That was close. *on the MST...* Bowser: *punches a hole in the side of the MST* Now I can get out of here. *the mushroom hits him* What th..*grows taller than Mario and destroys the MST* *with the DPT...* RF: ~slowmotion~ Nooooooo... *jumps toward the MST but after realizing he can't fly, grabs on to a DPT* *with Mario and Bowser...* Mario: I can still beat you! Kamek: Not for long! *uses his magic on Mario and Mario shrink back to his own size* Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber Posts: 166 (6/9/01 5:09:48 pm) 172.173.172.237 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! *As Bowser and Kamek are about to crush Mario, a hammr suit falls on him* Mario: Well now, that was useful. ~Inside the hole~ Metal DPT: I said dig! FM: Sigh *Tries to Dig out of the hole* *Metal Cap wears off of DPT* FM: That was well timed *FM jumps twice on the Para Troopa. The shell breaks the dirt up, creating an underground path* FM: Lets see where this leads... SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 870 (6/10/01 7:48:34 am) 207.19.142.50 Reply | Edit | Del Heh. ~FM crawls through the underground path only to find a monty mole colony.~ A Mega Mole: Look, a visitor! A Monty Mole: Wanna play a game? ~FM gets spooked at the thought of what they might really mean and starts to dig furiously up. The shell didn't create the path too far from the ground, so a few minutes later he reaches the top and a familiar town comes into view.~ FM: Hey, looks like a town... The trampoline, the wooden sign, ~spots an old mushroom woman coming out of a blue door~ and Monstermama! I'm in Monstro Town! Better get out of this hole before those moles get me... ~leaps out and rushes all the dirt he flinged out in~ Fire Mario  Plucky Plumber Posts: 167 (6/11/01 12:30:50 am) 172.169.168.186 Reply | Edit | Del Re: SMB Fanventure! -Anyone Can Join! *bonk* FM: Ow.. what was that? *FM Discovers that a key dropped out of no where onto his head. He then spots a locked door with a simmilar shape as the key he's holding* FM: Well... it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out. *He opens the door* FM: Hm... earth crystal... fire crystal... water crystal...... oh no! I'm in Culex's room! SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 875 (6/11/01 6:45:54 am) 207.19.142.83 Reply | Edit | Del Cooooolio... FM: See ya around, guys! ~before the door shuts, FM dashes outside with the key~ Hey... shouldn't Mario have been there before and gotten rid of the door? (And doesn't a diamond open the door?) Perhaps that portal didn't just take us through space, but time as well! I'll go to Monstermama to see if she can call in Flutter and his gang. DarkYoshi45 Little Mushroom Boy/Girl Posts: 1 (6/17/01 1:18:28 pm) 65.27.201.70 Reply | Edit | Del Re: Cooooolio... OK, there hasn't been a reply i a while so I might as well go overboard a little... ---------------------------------- *Suddenly, they show up* FM: Where were u guys? Flutter: We found some sort of green tube thing. SMF Greg: It was a warp pipe you idiot! Flutter: Whatever! Golem: Cool! It might warp us back to present time. *Flutter, Golem, FM, and NintF go to the warp pipe. They go in. They get dizzy inside the pipe until...* NintF: Urmph! Where are we? FM: We're at Mario's House. Flutter: LOOK! *As soon as they looked, they heard a faint noise...* ???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Golem: That's Bowser! *Bowser lands face flat on a nearby island. Suddenly, a Poision Mushroom falls on him. He srinks once again.* Bowser: Not again! *All the Yoshis gather around and admire Bowser.* Bowser: What is this? Away with u! Shoo! Shoo! *Jumps into the ocean.* NintF: That was stupid. Hey, what's that? FM: I dunno. *A creature called DarkYoshi comes out and eats a Yoshi...* Golem: That dude is powerful! Do you think we can take him out? Flutter: I bet if we tried. *The gang flies toward the island. Flutter, being a racoon, only floats. He soon hits the surface of the water and drowns... Or did he?? Suddenly, he comes out as his regular form.* Flutter: Yes! My wings are back! *DarkYoshi starts throwing explosive eggs at our heroes. Golem deflected it and it hit DY. Then, a star comes down and touches Golem. Golem: Yes, now I'M invincible! *Golem touches DY and ko's him. Then, another DY falls onto the island. FM: What the? Flutter: If you ask me nicely, I can take you to the place where they are created. Golem: Ok. Please? Flutter: K, see that floating thing up there? NintF: Yes, it looks like an asteriod. Flutter: Well, it's not. We are going to fly up there and stop the process. *The gang flies up to the floating factory in the sky.* NintF: Where are we? What's that machine? Golem: So that's what's creating the DYs! Flutter: Do you guys have any bob-ombs? Golem: I think... Fire 1! *The bob-ombs hit the machine and send it into flames. But then, lots of Pyro Yoshis come out of it.* ---------------------------------------------- SMF Greg: SMF Greg isn't a character, he's Golem, and MST is the ship they fly in. Edited by: SMF Greg  at: 6/17/01 3:50:22 pm SMF Greg  Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor Posts: 902 (6/17/01 4:01:32 pm) 204.255.212.59 Reply | Edit | Del Uh-oh... Golem: I don't think anyone here has a bucket o' water... RealGTX: Hmmmm... ~scanning the room for an item to use~ In every Mario game there's the enemy's weakness right under his nose... ~spots a Mushroom Block~ AH! ~Mushroom blocks were solid blocks that looked like mushrooms. They were fire resistant, and the SMB2 gang had used them against Fry Guy. RealGTX hurled one at the first Pyro Yoshi to come out, and it spun about for a few seconds and fell unconcious.~ NintF: Everyone! Grab a Mushroom Block!

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